So, you and a friend enter a bar only to use the toilets, its impossible to walk up the streets in high heels these days, and when u gotta go you gotta go.
So this old woman *who was somewhat wasted and stoned at once* tells us we can go in the toilet, i dont think she knew where she was. So my friend and i use the toilet. The woman started talking and stuff, a bit strange, and then she left the toilet door open as she had to answer natures call. I assumed she was a bit simple and whispered to my friend about it.
Then the woman comes to wash her hands, then she accuses us of inulting her and her land *she was Aboriginal* when we hadnt even said anything offensive about her land. She then said stuff which didnt make sense and we started to question her sanity, something about her and her daughter *who died recently* were gonna bash us for one. Then later said we had to buy her a drink of beer cos we insulted her. She was also blocking the door, our only way out, though we could have both locked her out by staying in a disabled toilet nearby. She let us go when we told her we had no money and only came to use the toilets.
It all ended ok, tho my friend and i were kinda scared, but we didnt buy her the beer, and no one got hurt, then she went off to bother someone else i think... :/